The World According to WhiteBat (ft. BowTiedWhiteBat)

WB spits some fire

For today’s article, the Jungle’s favorite reply guy has agreed to make his full-length debut right here on Second Income Strategies (his previous material has only been seen in tweet form).

His writing style may make Jasper AI seem like Ernest Hemingway, but he actually has some wisdom if you’re able to decipher what he’s trying to say.

This article is an inside joke, so if you’re not from the Jungle and have no idea what’s going on you can skip it. I’ll go back to posting normal content in the next post.

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here i'm to spit some fire for you (dey call me sometimes charmander).

btw follows me in twitter rn:  https://twitter.com/bowtiedwhitebat

did that?

great -- so rn LFG feg !!!

DEEP-FAX Your Fav Gooroo Wont NEVER Talk To You

1. why gooros lies

dey want ur money asap. so dey will ALWAYS says is so easy to make money, lose weight and fook hot tight-young +18yrs women even if u ugly af.

Just donwlaod this offer [ofc using their aff link]. PUSHBUTTONS offers, ''automatic-scripts'' plus all dumb-quick shitery that needs ppl to do nothing to get some result always sell more than anything sane.

Dat deep

2. why making money is the best market

Moneys makes qussy wet and men handsome -- so the pain of not having good money to live the life u ''deserve'' will always hurts normies -- thus they will buy nonstop all types of things to make u money. NOCAP. My parasites sites sells the dumbest offers ever and everyday i make some good comiisioons.

iiwii i dont make the rules -- i surf em.

BUT! Shit money making courses will outsell anything outside making money offers in 95% cases ad eternum [humans wont never change)

3. why twitter is watercooler mastermind for tists

Lots ppl over 100 IQ have zero frens irl. If you some near autistic spectrum sh't got tought cause nomrmies-npcs can only talk about gossips, sports, how rich is bad and netflix.

most smart men cant date cause most women can only talk bout horoscope, gossips and veganism. the amount of dumbs from both sides are bigger than ever men.

but even semi-weidos (us) needs to talk to others humanoids -- thus bowtied jungle is literally a faux-sane MASTERMIND MANSONRY WATERCOOLER OF TISTICS wanting to be their best version under dome.

Btw this book changed my game in 7 days: [affiliate link redacted]

I was maknig nuffin with twitter -- after read it i banked 1,6k usd just from bowtied jungle selling my services (while ppl talkin GREAT behind my back in dms and discord ).

1+1

You grow as you go. Learn the system and apply to ur biz.

4. how to stop consuming interwebs and start making moneys

You reading this -- so u giving Tetra money cause you have attentnion focus in his contnet. 

Who owns attention owns everything under dome. Gary V always preaching bout ATTENTION cause if you have someone attention yiou can sell em ads.

And ads is money. That why CNN only talk bout bad stuff [ end-of-world news make ppl fear so much dey cant stop watchin the next news ]. 

Dey aint bad -- dey just a bidness who needs eyesball to sell ads to make money to their owns.

Jourlaists btw aint journalists -- are just actors reading teleprompts.

How to stop being used [gangbanged] by interwebs Ds?

Start producing content so ppl start consuming u.

No one gonna save u here -- no one will bring u in a plattersilver -- and those who sayin that wants to grab ur hard working cash money and vanished (deliveryin nothing).

5. why youtube is money

No one reads. Your kids dont read. You parents dont read. No one reads while in bathroom. EVERYBODY watches vids. The end.

YOUTUBE never sleeps. Ppls grabs their phone 10 secs after waking up (to read some messages and then starts watching vids nonstop). iiwii -- in the end no one wants to read cause it is pain for em.

Vids are just words being spoken to em. No need to be fancy -- nothing. Pppl will ever pardon the audio quality if ur contnet is good and have value to em.

Also youtube is literally parents for millions kids. And yt is 2nd search engine [ losing just to big ]

Nowadays u can *LITERALLY* goes to sites, grabs their texts, change a lil bit the words and create a original vid in less than 10 min that JUST READS the article to ppl -- and trust me -- dey will love u cause u giving em value and saving em good time.

deep

6. why tiktok is new money

now we in the real great part of interwebs -- tktk is literally like caine for humanbraind. I call it as '' dopamine-cassino ''. u trade ur TIME (coin) for a chance to get a high (dopamine) scrolling down (push).

1 hours passes and u cant feel. ''TKTK is EVRYTHING'' said my mom. Everybody under dome are addicted to tiktk ( u can accept that or nah ).

Dont  be dumb -- TKTK is eating YT video-supremacy in interwebs mind-battlefield.

Which means?

CREATE FOOKIN CONTENT FOR BOTH.

If you dont know shit bout makins vids or u lazy like me and want to throw some text and in 3 min get a full great vid done for you, go here and use AI to make you moneys whjile u sleeps: [affiliate link redacted]

7. selling mastermind/tips groups is the fastest way to make money

Twitter is king for that (at least in crypto arena). People loves to pay good money for gooroos sending em daily tips on how to make moneys. IF you can grow your brand in any place and sell tips -- go for it -- u will be making way more money selling ''the future'' than working on your craft.

Just accept that and u will make fookin cold cash money with interwebs (i just dont like that cause it trades times for money). But u ofc can outsourced.

8. You need a fookin site

Dont be dumb. You need your house -- dont host ur best work in cucktsack... they can ban you out of blue just cause yes. So go here and get your domian+host so u can sleep good knowing ur home is urs: [affiliate link redacted]

Also dont hide ur best damn content behind paidwall -- singers dont sell their songs nowadays (dey finally learned). Dey give away their songs and YET make money with their songs (while dey sleeping). But i wont explaini how dey do that but u can think bout it.

SO WHAT DAHELL DO NOW?

Just paying attention what ppl are DOING and not what ppl are saying -- in yt, tktk, fb, ig and here in twitter.

How top accounts are selling their culture? Products? Services?

In interwebs aint bout what ppl said, it is all about what ppl DO.

Never forget bout that ser.

Deep,

BOWTIEDWHITEBAT

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