WiFi Money News Roundup April 2026
Links from around the web
News you should be paying attention to
Why Alphabet’s stock is the standout gainer on Big Tech’s monster earnings day from MarketWatch - Google can’t stop printing cash. Anyone who has ever predicted Google’s demise has been proven wrong over and over and over again. It is what it is.
Behind the A.I. Boom, a Boring Business Is Soaring With Better Ads from the New York Times. Meta and Google are using AI to improve ad targeting. It’s helping them print cash like never before. Everyone talks about AI for creative tasks, but in my opinion the real interesting aspect is how it changes boring tasks in boring industries like this.
Neutonic secures $6M at $60M valuation to grow retail and new markets from Tech.eu. Another influenza-owned CPG brand. This shows that the trend of consumers trusting and preferring individual personalities over traditional brand names is still going strong. The real interesting aspect from a business perspective is looking at the companies that actually make and distribute these products for the influenzas. The behind-the-scenes guys are always the brains behind the operation and are the ones who make the bulk of the money (applies to everything). I couldn’t find the company behind Neutonic, but an example is Congo Brands, which makes products for Logan Paul and Mr. Beast.
The Most Cited Domains by LLMs and the Signals That Get You Cited from Similarweb. Reddit is #2 after Wikipedia. No surprise here. Every business needs a Reddit strategy and they need it now.
Quote of the month
“Your job as a leader is to inspire and to galvanize, not to share your distraught thoughts. You make your people dispirited.”
- Lee Kuan Yew
A leader should always be in control. Your employees should never see you doubting yourself even if that’s exactly what you’re feeling at the moment. Heavy is the crown etc. etc. et. al.
From the archive
Do what you want, when you want, how you want.
That’s it.
That’s what success looks like.
The what, when, and how will vary for every person. The way you want to live is different from the way I want to live. You and I have different hobbies, different dreams, and different life experiences that lead us in different directions.
But the one thing everyone has in common is a desire to have control over their own life….

